Can you hear me now?

NO! No Verizon, I can not hear anything because my cell phone likes to disconnect mid conversation. Verizon customer service wants me to call them when I have this problem. Well my dear...if I have no service, how shall I call???? Though it is not the owner of the phone or the other callers fault, I have found that this aggravation of constant; "are you there?", "what did you say?", "sorry, got disconnected" tends to cause a bit of strife between callers. I did not have one of those calls yet today, but had to listen to a radio commercial for Verizon Wireless stating how "fantastic" their coverage is and how these customers would never switch. Verizon Wireless is the best...blah blah, freakin blah! As I drove into the parking lot, I decided today would be the day I place my phone under the tires of our 10-wheel box truck, but of course, it isn't running today. :( Oh well, just the thought of hearing the crunching sound of my phone being crushed into little pieces made my aggravation over that damn commercial subside.

On a side note, I found out what that fuzzy feeling in my head is called..."mental static." Now if only I can find a set of those rabbit-ear antennae.........